PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And th